See those nice bruises on both knees and down the one leg? On my last day in Maine, I gracefully tripped over a baby gate (remember, I'm a tall girl, so there was nothing graceful about me falling to the ground and landing...clearly...on my knees!)
And that paint...I worked on painting the deck today. This is after a shower where I scoured most of the paint off. Clearly I suck at painting since I'm usually covered in it when I'm done.
And the celulite? Yeah, that seems to just be multiplying these days.
Scary legs, huh?